what i actually said: i forgot

what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.

Anonymous asked
magic of anon you turn into sonic for 3 questions

derping-with-style:

( my first real question and i get turned into sonic the hedgehog…i….what )

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

(Source: terrakion)

vegan-animallover:

missmagrathea:

year-0f-the-kyle:

It never has.

This is a concept most of tumblr can’t wrap their head around.

Listen up motherfuckers, I’m going to make this short and sweet, let’s hope you learn something.

Nobody actually “hates” any of these types of people listed above. People hate what they represent, and how the world treats people who aren’t privileged skinny white straight folk. There is nothing difficult about being a straight white person. 

Everyone knows it’s not your fault that you’re privileged, blah blah blah. Stop trying to make something that is not about you about you. You are not oppressed; now put on your mature adult pants, go find out what true oppression is, and look for ways to change it!

Use your status as a straight white man to help people who aren’t as privileged as you (or me) are. Don’t bitch that people are “bullying” you when they aren’t.

Hate won’t end hate but oppression won’t end until the privileged realize it’s not about them and do something to help those who are oppressed rather then whine that the oppressed are oppressing them.

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(Source: proteinandtreadmills)